there is a flying mouse

It was a dark and stormy night when the flying moose named Roger rammed into an unexpecting truck. The truck tipped over and rolled right to another flying moose! This moose is named Eric, he is a very attractive moose. Anyway Eric rams it back at Roger and then Roger rams it back at the more attractive moose. They must be playing some form of polish ping pong! I which case, I need Mr, John Madden!

” Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are in for a very interesting match of whatever this is they are playing. Today we have the favorite for this match Eric the flying moose, and the fairly unknown Roger the flying moose. The odds on this one are 62 to 1 in favor of Eric. But Roger is putting up a fair fight. I just feel sorry for the poor man inside the car. Oh my god! He has just leaped from the car! Oooooh! He just got slammed by his own car. I think he is dead, But no he is standing up! OOOOOOOOOOOH! And hes right back down, the poor soul. I dont think he  is getting back up. He is not going to be entertaining us anymore tonight, so back to the game! SLAM! Its going back and forth, it might go on for hours and hours. But it looks like roger is getting tired. Oh, what a slam! Roger is in trouble if he doesnt recover quickly. Oh my god! Its over Its over! Eric wins the match! What a great match. This was one that will go down in history as the match beetween the attractive and normal moose. That does it for us here tonight. Goodnight ladies and gentlemen.”