there is a flying mouse

How the hell did this happen to me! Im just trying to do my job and this happens! I have been miming for years and nothing like this has ever happened! Im trapped inside my own damn box! I cant get out! When this happened last night, all the kids at the party thought it was hilarious. Because it looked like I was doing my job. But no, I was trapped inside my box. Whenever I did shows before I was pretending to be in a box. But this time, I really am! Ive tried close to every thing, I’ve kicked, I’ve punched, I even head butted it. But nothing seems to work. And worse, Im still at this flippin’ park where the party was and every one who passes by thinks I’m a loonatic! It is kinda fun to mess with peoples heads though. This morning I made a guy fall over on his wife because i started running towards him and he must have thought I was going to tackle him. But that doesnt change the fact that this sucks. And ever since I head butted the stupid box, I’ve had a head ache! There is no god. The only way i could get out of this solid piece of air is with a chainsaw… Hey, maybe I could mime one! Thats not a bad idea. I mimed my way in, and now im going to mime myself out. Well, here goes nothing……. It worked, it actually worked! Thank god, Im free! I can go home! One more minute in that thing, and I would have killed myself. Plus, I really really REALLY have to go to the bathroom. So if you would excuse me that would be great. Im going to go tell my room mate to quit miming too.

If I were a flying mouse, I would be named sanje. I would live a happy long life. But sometimes when I bark people get angry and say “NO!”, but I still keep barking because I dont talk and that is all that I can do. Anyway, If I were a flying mouse I would scare the crap out of house wives. I’ve gotten pretty good at avoiding the fast moving broom. But those cats are evil! If you see one, run away! Or in my case, fly away. I have to go mrs. white’s cat is coming and he doesnt look happy! Bye! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

There once was a boy. This Boy was named Troy. Troy was a very good student. Straight A’s, perfect attendence, all assignments in on time. He was the perfect student. But he wasnt happy. He felt that he was a nerd. So he came up with a plan, a plan to fail his next few tests. He was sick of his Straight A’s and his perfect attendence.

So for the next few weeks he failed his tests, skipped some of his classes, and mouthed off to his teachers when he was actually in class. He felt that his plan was working. He was happier now. But one day, a man came up to Troy and asked him to follow. Troy was led to a big room. All of his teachers were there, and then Troy noticed a man that he had never seen before. The man told Troy that he had been watching him for the past few weeks. At this point Troy thought the man was a truency officer and that he was in big trouble. But then he said that he had gotten a call from Troys teachers and they thought Troy could be on a game show called Out Smart! The show would be about contestants that try to outsmart Troy with questions and riddels. The man liked the idea but needed to come and see if troy was really that smart. And when Troy stated failing tests and skipping class The man thought troy wasnt smart or dedicated enough to be on tv. And then, without another word, the man walked out. So now Troys plan was down the tubes and he missed a chance to be a star on tv.