there is a flying mouse

How the hell did this happen to me! Im just trying to do my job and this happens! I have been miming for years and nothing like this has ever happened! Im trapped inside my own damn box! I cant get out! When this happened last night, all the kids at the party thought it was hilarious. Because it looked like I was doing my job. But no, I was trapped inside my box. Whenever I did shows before I was pretending to be in a box. But this time, I really am! Ive tried close to every thing, I’ve kicked, I’ve punched, I even head butted it. But nothing seems to work. And worse, Im still at this flippin’ park where the party was and every one who passes by thinks I’m a loonatic! It is kinda fun to mess with peoples heads though. This morning I made a guy fall over on his wife because i started running towards him and he must have thought I was going to tackle him. But that doesnt change the fact that this sucks. And ever since I head butted the stupid box, I’ve had a head ache! There is no god. The only way i could get out of this solid piece of air is with a chainsaw… Hey, maybe I could mime one! Thats not a bad idea. I mimed my way in, and now im going to mime myself out. Well, here goes nothing……. It worked, it actually worked! Thank god, Im free! I can go home! One more minute in that thing, and I would have killed myself. Plus, I really really REALLY have to go to the bathroom. So if you would excuse me that would be great. Im going to go tell my room mate to quit miming too.

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