Can you answer all of these questions
If you answer these questions without sounding like a complete and total moron please see Mr. Wilkoff. There is a twenty dollar reward. If there are any questions please comment and I will get back to you.
1.Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
2.What happens if you get scared half to death….Twice?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
3.What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
4.What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
5.Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
6.When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
7.How do they get the “Keep off the Grass” sign on the grass?
8.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?”
9.Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
10.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
11.Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
12.If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
13.Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
14.If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
15.Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
16.Why do they report power outages on TV?
17.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
18.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
19.If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
20.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
21.Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
22.If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
23.Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
24.If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
25.If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
26.Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
27.Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
28.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
29.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
30.If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
31.Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
32.Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
It will be interesting to see your answers to these questions. HAVE FUN!
