there is a flying mouse

Everybody has heard of the keebler elves. They are sweet little elves
that sell cookies and live in trees. But that is just there cover
story. The keebler elves are actualy a gang. They sell there cookies
(That are actually made in sweat shops) In dark alleys for drugs. That
is why they always seem so happy. Its not the sugar, It's the drugs.
But I know how to end the drug abuse. We must kill Dick Cheney. He is
the one behind it all. He is an elf himself. We need to end this. I
have a Plan.

I am playing Cresthill basketball. I made the B team this year and that is pretty good. Our team is made up of some pretty good players. But our coach is threatening to move one of our players down to C team and moving someone up that no one likes from C team. So yesterday the player that might have to move down had to do really well to stay on B team. But he had the worst game of his life. He missed four lay-ups, missed all of his shots, and turned the ball over more than any of us combined. So today during practice he might move down. But if a miracle occurs, he might stay. And that is definetly what everyone on our team wants.