The Keebler Elven
Everybody has heard of the keebler elves. They are sweet little elves
that sell cookies and live in trees. But that is just there cover
story. The keebler elves are actualy a gang. They sell there cookies
(That are actually made in sweat shops) In dark alleys for drugs. That
is why they always seem so happy. Its not the sugar, It's the drugs.
But I know how to end the drug abuse. We must kill Dick Cheney. He is
the one behind it all. He is an elf himself. We need to end this. I
have a Plan.
